I’ll be honest with you- I have cop issues. Other than my Catholic upbringing, there’s no reason for me to look at that uniform and expect him to randomly drag me off to jail. Maybe it’s some sort of Priest-transference thing, I don’t know.

So maybe I’m the wrong person to ask about these, but- ug. Closeups after the jump.

And here’s another in that same vein- I’m not sure why I didn’t get a closeup, but it reads “CSI: Certified Sex Instructor”. Stupid, lame. But I thought I’d picked up the FBI one, which reads Female Body Inspector. Also stupid and lame, but here goes anyway: