Life in the Land of Dreamy Dreams

It’s time to fix that. As I’ve said before, my inbox got a lot more interesting when we started selling adult products- and now I get full color ads of new um….’marital aids.’

Every. Single. Day.

You wouldn’t think there would be so much out there begging to be invented, but apparently, yes. And if it’s not new, it can be repackaged, renamed and done in florescent colors. (Here’s today’s. Yes, those are bunnies and dolphins.)

I also get exciting info about adult movies, which we don’t put into baskets, so I never bother paying attention, but I’ve seen several things come across (har har) for one particular ‘film,’ (”BIGGEST ADULT MOVIE PRODUCTION IN HISTORY!!!” sort of things) and finally I broke down and clicked the link.

They even have a PG-rated version of the trailer! I mean….what? Granted, it doesn’t tell you anything, but why would you bother, given your target audience? There’s another more hardcore trailer, but even there, what they’re really working on showing off is the fact that they obviously had enough of a budget to hire a CGI dude.

If you watch the full trailer, you’ll see there’s even acting, of a sort. The women are particularly pitiful, but they definitely hired real actor-types for the bit players.

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