And what is it about all these fecal-based products lately, anyway? I suppose it’s fitting that we’re crapping out* these stupid products in our disposable society.

A few gems from their FAQ:

Dog feel not respected when wearing “PooTrap”?
Babies wear diapers and they are truly loved by their parents, hence same applied to the dogs owners who use our “PooTrap” actually truly love their dogs.

I would rather like to pick up poop by myself?
People invented many useful technologies to make people’s life easier. All these inventions (car is among one of them) are to make people’s life more convenient. With our “PooTrap”, no need to worry that dogs will cause environment pollution, and as dogs owners may know, actually it’s difficult to pick up poop.

Why my dog seem not able to get used to “PooTrap”?
In many ways dog is like human being! It’s like when first time people use camera to take photos, for sure it seems weird but nowadays many people around the world are using cameras for taking photos. Same as our “PooTrap”, the first time dogs start to use it might also feel weird and uncomfortable, however, with some insistence that dogs will surely be used to it. And after people start to use “PooTrap” on their dogs for a while, whenever the dogs poop with it, they would come happily in front of their owners to ask them to take the PooBag out of “PooTrap”. Dogs are really smart, aren’t they?

Yes, dogs are really smart. They know to be ashamed (or at least ‘not respected’) when some moron human straps a big ol’ bag on its butt. I mean, really. It took about 1 day of having a dog to figure out the hand-inside-the-bag quick n’ easy method of poop removal. And let’s be honest here- if you’re one of the people who are just too lazy and selfish to cart a bag around with you and just leave your crap bombs on the sidewalk, then you’re not bloody likely to deal with this thing, are you?

Especially since this is another of the FAQs:

Why it’s not as easy as your instruction video to put the “PooTrap” on my dog?

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*Sorry, couldn’t resist.