Life in the Land of Dreamy Dreams

So, there are these two things I’ve been meaning to write about that are sort of related.
The first one is the thing that’s been keeping me so busy that I just haven’t had time to sit down and digest it all. It’s pretty over the top, but in a weirdly funny way.
The second (sorta related) [...]

Really, I’ve got a pretty warped sense of humor, but these…I just don’t know. I have to say I love some of these. They’re theoretically a teaching tool- stuffed versions of actual germs that have large, winsome eyes that beg you not to take their malady personally, along with a text all about their symptoms, [...]

When I saw this one, I knew it had to go in the Collection. It’s so bizarre…
The breasts look like pimples that need popping or something. Turned upside down it almost makes more sense- they look like excited eyes, maybe.
Click to see the offense- marginally NSFW

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This one’s the first really inappropriate on a physical level.
 So here’s the banner on the bead…offensive only for its outdated stupidity (Austin Powers from like a decade ago? C’mon…):

For the rest, continue on (NSFW):

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What is there to say about this one? It’s got it all. Elegant stickers stuck on plastic with uplifting messages. Interesting choice of states, though…New York I get. Aggression, etc. Florida…well, if you were driving around in God’s waiting room I imagine you’d get frustrated too. I’d like to think the Texas one is a [...]

This is a question I got from a customer a few weeks ago… and a few weeks before that, and before that ad nauseum.
We made a conscious choice way back when to be ‘tit and toke free’- no nakedy type beads, no drug beads.
Not ’cause we’re prudish, ya’ll understand, but because:

a) I hate the sterotype [...]