Life in the Land of Dreamy Dreams

Life in NOLA contains many wonderful things, but the roaches ain’t one of ‘em.
We’ve got great big 4 inch suckers that fly, and they’re out and about now. Trust me, you haven’t lived until the bug you’re approaching with a rolled up newspaper flies at your face and you run off screaming like a [...]

Okay, here’s the deal, everybody.
I’m happy you’re coming to join us for the festivities. Really, really happy. We’re going to have fun, we’re going to eat too much, drink too much, laugh…well, I guess there’s no such thing as too much of that, but you get the idea.
However.
I am beyond exhausted and I have [...]

I generally sort of roll my eyes at beads that feature breasts in their various forms. They’re often rather anime-ish- a sort of cartoon stripper taken unawares by her state.
But these. What to say about these? More than the item itself, I love the box. I give you “The Breast ball with I Love You [...]

I’ll be honest with you- I have cop issues. Other than my Catholic upbringing, there’s no reason for me to look at that uniform and expect him to randomly drag me off to jail. Maybe it’s some sort of Priest-transference thing, I don’t know.
So maybe I’m the wrong person to ask about these, but- ug. [...]

First off, he’s clearly gay.
Second, even HE is rolling his eyes and grimacing at the spectacle.

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Is it me or does this look a lot like Anne Rice of a few years ago? She’s not exactly jovial- she looks like she might just pick up a whip and go to town on you… which is perfectly appropriate, given who it looks like…

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But I vow to do better- I have to, if I’m gonna get them all in before Mardi Gras day.
To do that, I’m going to combine a couple of similar beads- into themes, if you will.
So today’s theme is…uh…amorous pigs. The funny thing is that these are from two different places, though the piggies [...]

When I saw this one, I knew it had to go in the Collection. It’s so bizarre…
The breasts look like pimples that need popping or something. Turned upside down it almost makes more sense- they look like excited eyes, maybe.
Click to see the offense- marginally NSFW

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This is a question I got from a customer a few weeks ago… and a few weeks before that, and before that ad nauseum.
We made a conscious choice way back when to be ‘tit and toke free’- no nakedy type beads, no drug beads.
Not ’cause we’re prudish, ya’ll understand, but because:

a) I hate the sterotype [...]