Life in the Land of Dreamy Dreams

… and sometimes that’s a good time (like this story) but all too often it’s that they don’t/can’t think and just pull out a gun instead.
I much prefer these sort of white trash idiots:
(condensed from the Times-Picayune):
After allegedly stealing $5,000 from the Slidell convenience store where she worked, a Mississippi woman and her husband began a [...]

The marching club has a ‘practice parade’ a week before the real deal. The only thing they really practice is drinking, staggering through every Irish bar in the city over the course of the day.
As Charlie puts it, “Where else are hundreds of drunks going to get to stop traffic throughout the city- with a [...]