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This pretty much sums up my household…

The only way housework could be done in this place was with a shovel or, for preference, a match.

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

But I suppose that’s to be expected, post holiday? The official cleanup and resolution implementation begins today.

Probably today. Quite possibly, anyway.

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Pratchett Quote of the day…

(having signed up for the application on facebook, saw this one)

Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search for lost treasure or ancient wisdom, had forgotten to put at the top of the list ‘ the man who arrived just before you’ .

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As someone who just spent an hour scrubbing cat pee…

… an appropriate Pratchett quote. Haven’t done one in a while, anyway:

“Cats are sacred,” said Dios.

“Long-legged cats with silver fur and disdainful expressions are, maybe,” said Teppic. “I’m sure sacred cats don’t leave dead ibises under the bed. And I’m certain that sacred cats that live surrounded by endless sand don’t come indoors and do it in the king’s sandals, Dios.”

As the owner of cats with unlimited access to outside, cats for whom the world is their toilet, I’d like to know why, oh WHY is the couch corner so irresistible??

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