Posts Tagged ‘throws’

Life in NOLA contains many wonderful things, but the roaches ain’t one of ‘em.

We’ve got great big 4 inch suckers that fly, and they’re out and about now. Trust me, you haven’t lived until the bug you’re approaching with a rolled up newspaper flies at your face and you run off screaming like a loon. Good times.

So what else is there to do but celebrate this lovely local problem with its own bead? I want to jump in the shower just looking at these. But clearly somebody put some thought into them- even the beads in between the roaches are…skeevy.

I generally sort of roll my eyes at beads that feature breasts in their various forms. They’re often rather anime-ish- a sort of cartoon stripper taken unawares by her state.

But these. What to say about these? More than the item itself, I love the box. I give you “The Breast ball with I Love You Sound- Squeezable mimi<sic> ball:”

It’s a stress ball, basically. But the person who needs this added little tip is definately under far too much stress: Read the rest of this entry »

I’ll be honest with you- I have cop issues. Other than my Catholic upbringing, there’s no reason for me to look at that uniform and expect him to randomly drag me off to jail. Maybe it’s some sort of Priest-transference thing, I don’t know.

So maybe I’m the wrong person to ask about these, but- ug. Closeups after the jump.

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